Alexyss Tylor, on the importance of Vagina Power: "Cause if we are in a lower level of it, and we hooked on the penis power, and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's - and what, that plate, what, $2.99?" (Thank you MetaFilter users for partial transcripts.)
April 2007 Archives
Papi the cat is so damn fat that his owners have to put him in a body sling with holes for his legs and pick it up force him to walk a few feet. That's not why this video frightens me though. No, the reason it's terrifying is because, at 27.55 pounds, not only does Papi weigh twice as much as my fat dog, but he's also just about the amount of weight I would like to lose when I finally break down and join the gym next week. Jeebus.
[ via Japan Probe ]
