hannidate, hannidon't

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Nerve not doing it for you? If you happily describe yourself as a "conservative Christian" and are a big fan of talk radio's Sean Hannity, you might want to join Hannidate 2005, it's free and you can find people who write bios like this:

I believe in God, I pray, and I'm a devoted NASCAR fan. I'm even a loyal Bon Jovi fan, even though Jon Bon Jovi's political beliefs are different from my own. My parents, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Alexander Haig and Teresa Earnhardt are my heroes. I am a proud American patriot, I support our troops (adopted a soldier), and I strongly believe that we shouldn't buy vehicles made in a country we've fought in a war. (You won't be seeing anything but Chevys in my driveway, thank you.)

First, I want to say that I think it's really great that Bon Jovi transcends political boundaries, music is supposed to bring us together and not tear us apart.

Second, I would totally set Andrew up with this lady so they could make sweet sweet love while Bon Jovi softly croons Andrew's favorite line of all time ("with an ironclad fist I wake up and French kiss the morning"), only he was made in Korea so I'm guessing she probably won't want to ride his stretch limousine. Pity!

[ thanks, Megatron! ]

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Oh, don't thank me, Todd showed me that.

Only buy Chevy's? I'm sure EVERYTHING else in this person's house is made outside the country. Check the cupboards. And I'd be suspicious about that Chevy, too. More than 70% of the commodities sold at the Great American hypocritical is the company called "American Made" that manufactures in China. How cynical.

Only buy Chevy's? I'm sure EVERYTHING else in this person's house is made outside the country. Check the cupboards. And I'd be suspicious about that Chevy, too. More than 70% of the commodities sold at the Great American Wal-Mart is made n China - that's $18 billion worth. Most hypocritical is the company called "American Made" that manufactures in China. How cynical.

so tom, you are saying i have a shot? awesome.

Thanks so much about the Hannidate site! I heard it on the radio but couldn't find it online. You're the best, I'll name my future Bush worshiping little tykes Cheesedip in your honor!

Best,

Yr

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