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I wasn't even halfway through the Dodgeball trailer before I decided I wasn't going to watch it, not even if I was up with insomnia and it was the only thing on besides infomercials.

And then out of curiousity I looked the cast credits up on IMDB and found out, to my amazement that not only is William Shatner in it but so is David Hasselhoff.

Shatner! Hasselhoff! Shatner! Hasselhoff! Shatner and Hasselhoff in the same movie! Now I'll definitely be setting my TiVo to grab it when it makes it to cable.

If only they had screen time together, then I'd buy a ticket to see it the theater for sure. Heck, I'd buy tickets for some of you reading this. Why is Hollywood afraid of putting Shatner and Hasselhoff in the same frame? Is it because they know Hasselhoff and Shatner would be so powerful together that they would make every other onscreen duo look like total strangers?

Tracy & Hepburn, Taylor & Burton, Bogart & Bacall, Grant & Kelly, Curtis & Lemmon, Gibson & Glover, Hanks & Ryan, Murphy & Hall, even Schwarzenegger & DeVito, all of those legendary screen couples put together could not hold a candle to the blazing wonder that would be Shatner & Hasselhoff.

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they make out in it. swear.

And it has Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong. And Chuck Norris gives a thumbs-up.

man o man.

Hasselhoff and Shatner. That would destroy the Dolby Surround Sound if they sang together.

Incredible.

Gives a new meaning to Sudden Death.

They can't share screentime; they are the same person.

The hoff is the madest filim star ever and to have him star alongside the shat man....well i almost shat myself!!!

Nah they are'nt a pair, i reckon it should be Hasselhoff and Mr T. they would make an awesome couple.

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