Sure, John Kerry is a douchebag, but. Or at least that's how I felt until I found out that George W Bush had decided not to run Dick Cheney in November and just whom he was replacing him with:
Difficult times call for great leaders—men of vision, strength and courage. Men like George W. Bush and the shambling, reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan. Welcome to the official Web site of Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004, Inc., home of the new Republican presidential ticket!
As the FAQ points out, one advantage of electing VP Zombie Reagan is "he will demonstrate America's resolve to continue the battle against terrorism. Instead of retreating to an undisclosed location, for instance, Zombie Reagan will be on the front lines, eating illegal combatants."
If you can't get behind the speedy (if inelegant consumption) of enemies of the state, clearly you must hate America. Please leave your email address in the comments if you'd like to mend your ways so Ann Coulter can get in touch and help you help yourself!
[ thanks, Matt ]
Previous instances of zombie loving here: mmm, brainssss, lest you be caught unprepared.
Please show some respect and decency and let the family bury the man before you show this rubbish
P: I wouldn't wish Alzheimer's or having a loved one with Alzheimer's on anyone. That said, Ronald Reagan was a hateful old man responsible for an indecent lot of poverty, injustice and death all over the world, and I don't mourn his passing for a second. Respect should be earned and he certainly doesn't deserve mine.
I am happy that John Kerry has picked John Edwards as his running mate and to stop the evil teams of George W. Bush and his Vice Selected President Destroyer Dick Cheney. Let get rid of them now and freed the world and America and all of God children...